"Suck Fail:" DMV-hearings password list prompts investigation
Big photos and more below.
Fox31 has discovered a list of passwords being circulated among government employees in charge of driver's license suspension hearings. They include such gems as SuckFail, CuzUDrnk ("Because You're Drunk") and URSkrood ("You Are Screwed").
At this point, it's unclear whether the passwords, designated for each month from 2011 through 2014, are real or a joke. But the station reveals an investigation is underway to determine if they indicate a bias against the folks who come to these employees on a daily basis seeking to get back driving privileges.
Do you think these passwords an example of people in a high stress job simply blowing off steam? Or offensive proof of impartiality? Judge for yourself after reading the complete photo-illustrated list, followed by the Fox31 report.
Translation: You Walk Now
Translation: Bike Sale
Translation: No Whining
Translation: SR-22 Bye Bye [An SR-22 is a proof-of-insurance form]
Translation: Habitual Traffic Offender 5-Years
Translation: I Love GGCC [This is a reference to the Department of Revenue computer system]
Translation: Appeal Me
Translation: Can't Help
Translation: Refusal 1-year
Translation: Your Problem
Translation: Bus Route
Translation: Interlock [The state describes Interlock as "Interlock a device that is installed on motor vehicles to prohibit individuals from operating a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol"]
Translation: Probationary Driver's License? NOT!
Translation: 12-point Goner
Translation: Too Bad for Kids
Translation: No Red License [A red license is a probationary driver's license]
Translation: Squeal Like a Pig
Translation: .o8 BAC 9-Month (Revocation)
Translation: Cry Me a River
Translation: Man-Up Loser
Translation: Get a New Job
Translation: 2-Day Work Week
Translation: DWAI? So? [DWAI means "Driving While Ability Impaired"]
Translation: Ha Ha No PDL [No probationary license granted]
Translation: There's No Way
Translation: Blow and Go! [A reference to an Interlock restricted license]
Translation: Greater than equals 5 nanograms THC
Translation: Draeger Rocks [A reference to Interlock's manufacturer]
Translation: Guardian Sucks [Another reference to Interlock's manufacturer]
Translation: Retest Fox
Password: Suck Fail
Translation: Suck Fail
Translation: Derh? No!
Translation: No Roadsides
Translation: It's the Law
Translation: You Are Screwed
Translation: Medical Marijuana Dumb
Translation: Boyer Blows [A reference to attorney Lloyd Boyer]
Translation: Pirosko Sucks [A reference to attorney Gary Pirosko]
Translation: Nix Hypsher [A reference to attorney Cliff Hypsher]
Translation: Hutt's a Butt [A reference to attorney Abe Hutt]
Translation: What Can I Do
Translation: RTD! OK!
Translation: Extend SFCE
Translation: That Hurts
Translation: Random Alcohol Testing
Translation: Because You're Drunk
Here's the Fox31 report:
Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.
More from our News archive circa February 13: "Video: Should a ten year old be cited for reckless driving for crashing car through Parker DMV?"
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