This Tea Party patriot makes an adorable pet and companion. Almost human with its howling screams and non-stop temper tantrums. Your family will love it. These palm pets will grow about twelve inches wide. Eats the same food as you, even likes government cheese...
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Tea Party Patriot pets are a fascinating hobby for children and adults. As seen above, they love to be dressed in patriot knickers, Uncle Sam outfits and tricorne hats. Unusual, intriguing, hours of fun. Impossible to care for and easy to train. Cage, leather collar and a short leash are recommended for proper handling.
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