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Barack Obama helped you move a sofa
Barack Obama built you a robot
Barack Obama followed you on twitter
Barack Obama held your hand when you were frightened
Barack Obama is your new bicycle
Barack Obama wrote on your fun wall
Barack Obama skated here all the way from the beach just to see you
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