A couple of months back, we shared the top ten things no one from Denver ever says -- like, for example, "I'd rather have a PBR instead of a craft beer."
Now, it's Boulder turn. Continue for our photo-illustrated list of ten things no one from Boulder ever says.
See also: Ten Things No One From Denver Ever Says
Photo by Eric Gruneisen
Everyone is so conservative. Number 9:
I can't remember the last time I saw a bicyclist on the road. Number 7:
There are no good places to see music around here. Number 5:
Photo by Jake Shane
I get tired of everything looking so beautiful. Number 3:
Photo by Brandon Marshall
This town needs to go on a diet. Number 1:
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I wish I lived somewhere else.
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