There are certain things people from Denver say all the time -- like, for instance, "This is the best city in the country, but please stop telling everyone!"
What about things you'll never hear someone from Denver say? Here's our top ten.
There's nowhere around here to buy any marijuana. Number 9:
Everyone's so out of shape. Number 7:
The weather's so boring. Number 5:
People are too lazy to bike to work. Number 3:
I can't remember what teams people root for. Number 1:
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