Ten Ways You Can Tell That Spring Has Sprung in Denver

Bright flowers and dark skies: Denver in the springtime.
Bright flowers and dark skies: Denver in the springtime.
Brian Papantonio at Flickr

Much has been written about spring, and rightly so. After all, it’s the season when the world seems to come alive again: The days grow longer, the birds return, and there’s green everywhere. (No, that’s not a marijuana reference.)

Spring might have officially started on March 20, but it really only begins in Denver once certain qualifications have been successfully met. Without the following elements of the season of rejuvenation in the Mile High City, it might as well still be winter.

Please stop exercising in my drinking place.EXPAND
Please stop exercising in my drinking place.
David Fulmer at Flickr

10. People Running the Stairs at Red Rocks Like They Belong There
Let’s be clear, exercise aficionados: The rest of us are only okay with your ridiculous behavior on the Red Rocks steps because when you do it, most of us are still in bed sleeping off last night. Red Rocks was created to host concerts, summer movies and alcohol — not intense cardio with some sort of weird Colorado outdoor twist. We just covered the Ten Things That Make Red Rocks the Most Amazing Venue on the Planet, and "You can use it as a substitute Stairmaster" is not on that list.

Your neighbor seems to get a real and disturbing joy from pruning.
Your neighbor seems to get a real and disturbing joy from pruning.
Amir Yalon at Flickr

9. Neighbors Start Judging Your Yard Again
You know the smile you get from the lady next door in that awkward moment when you’re both leaving the house at the same time in the morning, and her eyes dart from you to the unkempt grass in your yard and the spotty condition of your hell strip and the detritus that used to be flowers but you didn’t bother to clear it before the snow season started and it now looks more like dirty straw mixed with failure, and then she cocks her head and says, “Can’t wait to get back to the gardens, right?” Yeah, you know that smile.

That face we all make after our sixth-ish mimosa refill.
That face we all make after our sixth-ish mimosa refill.
Cherry Ride at Flickr

8. Lots of Patio Drinking
There’s something about patios that make all things better: brunch, bottomless mimosas, Bloody Marys, red beers, beer in general. Despite our reputation for being "outdoorsy," patio consumption is as close as many Denverites ever get to the great outdoors. If you're looking for a place to enjoy some endless patio happiness (at least until around 2 p.m.), check out our  ten best bottomless mimosas.

We will confiscate your flip-flops and mount them on signs as a warning to others.EXPAND
We will confiscate your flip-flops and mount them on signs as a warning to others.
Chris Walts at Flickr

7. The Return of Flip-Flops
For some Denverites, spring marks the end of normal footwear. Once it’s above sixty degrees outside, suddenly it’s okay to wear a dirty foam pad barely clinging to your foot with a single toe-split strap. Now that the Crocs era has joyously come to an end, can we as a society also come to a similar realization that flip-flops are awful?

The last thing you can do with these juggernauts of infant transport is "stroll."
The last thing you can do with these juggernauts of infant transport is "stroll."
sugar258 at Flickr

6. Stroller Armies Rule the Sidewalks
Note to all new parents: You, your child and that three-foot-wide un-motorized Jeep featuring four cup-holders, mountain bike tires, and more luggage room than the average economy car? You know, the one that you preciously still call a stroller? You are not the only people who need to use the sidewalk. On the other hand, those family groups I see where the kid is walking and there's a cooler in the stroller? Kudos.  

Keep reading for five more ways we know that spring has arrived in Denver.


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