Terrifying Church Sign of the Day
"Globalization: God Said It First." This sermon preview (seen at the Lighthouse Christian Center in Grand Junction on August 2) tells us that Our Heavenly Father wanted all of us to hew to a single worldwide faith -- check that...a single Christian worldwide faith. So I guess that means we should go out and remind everyone who follows a different religious path (or none at all) that they need to get in line! And if they don't, well, we'll send them straight to hell -- that Christian hell they don't believe in now but certainly will after an eternity spent with their flesh engulfed in flame! You know: Like a jihad! Except a Christian one! Amen! -- Michael Roberts
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