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Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

Last December, our friends at Arc Thrift Stores of Colorado shared their choices for the top White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2010 -- and they've wisely continued the tradition this year.

Page down to check out their must-have countdown picks for the season, featuring Arc's photos and captions.

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

10. President Note Card Holders: Now you can have a say in what comes out of the mouths of politicians

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

9. Christmas Records: All your not-so-favorite Christmas carols.

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

8. Butterfly Clock: Perfect for the darkest, hidden corner in your basement. Behind that box you've never opened. Underneath all those old blankets.

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

7. Squirrel Purse: For when you're feeling a bit squirrely

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

6. Lip Radio: Lip service is a lot more exciting coming from this. Page down to see the top five.

 

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

5. Hawaiian Hula Boy: This is a much more welcome driving distraction than texting

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

4. Shark Lamp: Neil Diamond wants you to "Turn On Your Shark Light."

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

3. Pet Rock: Everyone wants a faithful friend that will never pee on the floor.

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

2. Fabric Cactus: No green thumb required

Top 10 White Elephant Christmas gifts of 2011

1. Crocheted Stocking: Here's a little Christmas cheer your Grandma would be proud of.

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