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Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition

It's been more than a year since we shared a collection of "You Know You're From Denver When" punchlines.

But fortunately, there are an infinite number of ways to answer that question.

For our latest batch, we culled responses from a vintage Facebook post on their favorite ways to finish this sentence.

We have a feeling longtime Denverites and relative newcomers alike will be able to relate — although maybe to different items.

Count down our ten photo-illustrated favorites below.

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 10: You know you're from Denver when...you refer to a certain art piece as "the dancing aliens."

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition

Number 9: You know you're from Denver when...you still call the Broncos' stadium "Mile High Stadium."

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 8: You know you're from Denver when...you know the Blue Bonnet isn't a hat shop.

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 7: You know you're from Denver when...it's been sunny all day, but you know it's about time to go home from work because it started raining.

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 6: You know you're from Denver when...you've gone all the way downtown from the burbs to buy a hard-to-find album at Wax-Trax.

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 5: You know you're from Denver when...you laugh at skiing tourists from TX wearing hideous, brightly colored jumpsuits.

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 4: You know you're from Denver when...80% of your snowfall happens in spring.

Number 3: You know you're from Denver when...as a kid, you wanted to be a Casa Bonita swan diver when you grew up.

Number 2: You know you're from Denver when...you spent a lot of time feeding geese at Wash Park.

Top 10 "You Know You're From Denver When" Punchlines, 2015 Edition
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Number 1: You know you're from Denver when...you get disgusted at someone wearing Oakland Raiders crap!

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