Top twenty reasons why you don't think Colorado sucks elephant balls

Top twenty reasons why you don't think Colorado sucks elephant balls

Our post spotlighting one hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls triggered an absolute avalanche of reader reaction. Plenty of comments were memorable, but here are our top twenty reasons why you don't think Colorado sucks elephant balls, illustrated with images from not one but two past collections of Colorado pride tattoos.

See also: Photos: One hater's thirteen reasons why Colorado sucks elephant balls

Number 20:

Chelsea Strauch writes:

Maybe the close minded bigot should get out more. The snow gives us fun things to do. Mountains are a stones throw away, lots of places in the flatlands too. And he seems like one of the rude racist people. Nothing but kindness, its all about the company you keep.

Number 19:

Top twenty reasons why you don't think Colorado sucks elephant balls
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Richard Fowler writes:

Several of the things he hates are the things I love about Colorado and my 12 years here. AND there is TONS to do every day of the week!

Number 18:

Leah Nichols writes:

I'm pretty sure this dudeee confused Connecticut with Colorado. Colorado is the third best state to live in where as Connecticut is the 3rd worse to live in. Dudeee you're completely oblivious and have been locked in your mother's basement for too long. Come to Connecticut...you'll feel right at home. Ignorant people amuse me.

Number 17:

Top twenty reasons why you don't think Colorado sucks elephant balls

Joshua Jericho Williams writes:

Nothing to do? The worst winters? Takes forever to get to the mountains? One of the worst for crime? Perfect for people that only play video games and never leave the house? Ugly landscape? Was this shit just made up?

Continue to keep counting down the top twenty reasons you don't think Colorado sucks elephant balls.



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