Twenty ColoradoSexConfess Tweets That Could Give Parents Nightmares

Michael Roberts December 1, 2014 7:50AM

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A while back, we shared twenty tweets from Colorado HS Confess that were guaranteed to freak out parents. But frankly, the ones we found on ColoradoSexConfess make the earlier batch seem mild by comparison. These tales, which also purport to come from teens, overflow with graphic sexual content described from plenty of different angles: horizontal, vertical and everything in between. The good news for parents: The account was recently deactivated. The bad news: Although we don't vouch for the accuracy of these claims, some of them may actually be true. Count down the photo-illustrated top twenty below.

Number 20:

"Pregnant and the dad could be 3 different guys. I'm going to tell the hottest one it's his." -Broomfield
— ColoradoSexConfess (@ColoradoConfess) June 8, 2014

Number 19:

"I felt disrespected when I gave a guy head and he didn't even know my name... But I have herpes so paybacks a bitch #SB" -Lakewood
— ColoradoSexConfess (@ColoradoConfess) March 12, 2014

Number 18:

"All of the senior guys think the freshman are 10X hotter then the senior girls. Thats why the seniors girls hate them." -Poudre High school
— ColoradoSexConfess (@ColoradoConfess) March 29, 2014

Number 17:

"I gave head 4 times on Saturday and idk why but I really just want to give head again haha #oops" -Mountain Vista
— ColoradoSexConfess (@ColoradoConfess) June 11, 2014

Continue to keep counting down ColoradoSexConfess tweets that could give parents nightmares.

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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.

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