Julius Thomas -- he of the arrest for missing a court date -- wasn't the only Denver Bronco to catch two Peyton Manning TD passes in Thursday's win over the Ravens. Also cashing in a pair of scores (and making up for muffing a punt) was big off-season acquisition Wes Welker. But Welker's performance is arguably even better -- and certainly funnier -- in three Old Spice ads in which he alternately takes such a long shower that he misses the second half of a game, is trapped in a snow globe and has his legs chewed off by lizards. Really. Enjoy the hilarity below.
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