Weirdest Denver Halloween Missed Connections: "Don't Touch My D*ck"
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It's been nearly a week since Halloween.
But items continue to pop up on Denver Craigslist Missed Connections from people desperate to get back in touch with costumed someones they encountered during their revels.
Quite a few of the posts are typically lusty hook-up invites. But several of them are flat-out hilarious, including the guy who drunkenly went to a random house dressed as a burrito and the woman taken by a guy who told her, "Don't touch my dick."
Check out our five favorites, photo-illustrated for your pleasure and shared with links to the original items, just in case you're the person who could make the author's dreams come true.
Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows me and my sense of humor! I'm so sorry that I teased you about your grandpa sweater and lack of costume! Please don't throw away your entire wardrobe.... I bet your sweater is really warm!! You and your friend seemed awesome. I'm putting this out there as a universal apology! Sometimes you meet people you just know you want to see again.Next Page
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