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Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

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Estately.com, the site behind our recent list of the ten best states for hippies, has a new target: the Internet search quirks of all fifty states, including Colorado, produced by running "hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms and questions each state was searching for more than any other."

The results may not truly show what people in each state search for the most -- we're guessing residents of South Dakota don't limit themselves to queries about a single shitty Canadian rock band -- but they sure are funny. Check out Estately's info for all fifty states plus the District of Columbia, photo-illustrated for your pleasure, and click here to visit the original post.

Montana

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Bill O'Reilly (TV host) / Gun Rights / National Rifle Association / Meth Alaska

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Adult Friend Finder / AR-15 / Bestiality / Bird Watching / Couch Surfing / Mail Order Bride / Pull Tabs / Sarah Palin Hawaii

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Buddha / Cock Fighting / North Korea / Rastafari Movement / Slam Poetry / Spam Recipe Michigan

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Knock-Knock Jokes / Little Caesars / Omelette / Taco Bell / Topless Bar / Where do babies come from? Maryland

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Crabs / David Hasselhoff / "House of Cards" (TV show) / Kickball / National Football League / Skate or Die / What is Twitter? Illinois

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Burrito / Deep Dish Pizza / Dennis Rodman (idiot) / Golf Injury / Oasis (band) / Pizza / Racist Jokes / Thin Crust Pizza / "Workaholics" (TV show) Connecticut

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

The Dave Matthews Band (band) / Hearing Voices / Pepperidge Farms / Wu-Tang Clan (rap group) Maine

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Cat Pics / How to roll a joint / Growing Marijuana / Michael Flatley's "Lord of the Dance" Arkansas

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Atkins Diet / End of Days / Lap Band Surgery / Learn to Read / Walmart Jobs Oregon

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Allah / Sex / Spork Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.   Minnesota

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Football / Hipster / Personal Injury Lawyer / Rollerblading / Synchronized Swimming / Women's National Basketball Association Washington, D.C.

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Congressional Investigation / Lobbyist Jobs / C.I.A. / Hillary Clinton / Ronald Reagan / Republican Party / Democratic Party New Hampshire

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Cats / Ellen Degeneres (TV host) / Fireworks / Free Kittens / Live Free or Die / Ron Paul Delaware

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Delaware, Joe Biden, What Is Delaware? South Dakota

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Nickelback New York

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Bail Money / Bed Bugs / Bill Maher (comedian) / Darwinism / Fur Coats / George Michael (singer) / Hangover Remedy / Marrying Cousin / Propecia / Sniffing Glue Georgia

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Athlete's Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu? Idaho

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Bigfoot, Caramel Corn, Potato, Unicorns Indiana

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Avon / Creationism / Communism / Diabetes / I have a rash /Jared Fogle (Subway spokesman) / Pacifism Kansas

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Hoof and Mouth Disease / "How I Met Your Mother" (TV show) / Toupee Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.   Kentucky

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year's Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores Missouri

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Family Circus (comic) / Nelly (rapper) Iowa

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Bacon / Corn / County Fair / Drake (sadly, not the rapper) / First Amendment / Gay Marriage Nebraska

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Jazzercise / Shuffleboard Texas

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos Rhode Island

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Andre the Giant / Beer Pong / Blumpkins / How to roll a blunt? / MSNBC Wyoming

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Ann Coulter / The Constitution / Crank / Rush Limbaugh / Sheep / Socialism New Mexico

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Frito Pie / Juggalos / Peyote / U.F.O. North Carolina

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Barbecue / Charles Barkley's Golf Swing / White Snake (band) / Your Mama Jokes Oklahoma

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Atheism / Benghazi / Miley Cyrus / Noodling / Obama Muslim / Pat Robertson / PT Cruiser Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.   Tennessee

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Elvis Presley / Is my wife cheating? Nevada

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Bitcoin / Breast Implants / Gamblers Anonymous / Great White (band) / Guy Fiery (TV chef) / Online Poker / Quiet Riot (band) / Tattoo Removal Utah

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints / Def Leppard (band) / Demolition Derby / Girls Gone Wild / Global Warming Hoax / Jay Leno / Kama Sutra / Laser Hair Removal / Magic Tricks / Mustaches / Star Trek / Star Wars / Twinkie / Tinder / Twilight (book series) / Weird Al Yankovic (singer) / What is the internet? Vermont

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Kale Recipe / Annie Lennox (musician) / "The Daily Show" (TV show) / Gwar (band) / Poetry / Phish (band) / LSD / Stephen Colbert Washington

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Circumcision / Dungeons & Dragons / Gluten / Judas Priest (band) / Non-Alcoholic Beer / Pho, Quinoa / Rachel Maddow (TV Host) / Unicorn Tattoo / Happy Hour West Virginia

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Anarchy / Belly Button Piercing / Cat Videos / Conspiracy Theories / Ferrets / Ghosts / How to make moonshine? / Infected Piercing / Meat Loaf Recipe / Methadone / Nancy Grace / Scabies / Second Amendment / Steroids / Vampires / Who let the dogs out? Pennsylvania

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Back Shaving / Beer / Competitive Eating / Eagles (band) / Freedom / Furries / Heroin / Jello Wrestling / Madden NFL (video game) / Malt Liquor / "Married With Children" (TV show), Major League Baseball / National Hockey League / Online Dating / Oxycodone / Partying / Taylor Swift (singer) / What is ketchup? Virginia

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Barney & Friends (TV show)/ Blackeyed Peas (music group) / Che Guevara / Evolution / Farmville / Shakira (singer) Florida

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Alligator Wrestling / Botox / Eyebrow Piercing / Hulk Hogan / Juviderm / Lice / Mazda Miata / MDMA / Obamacare / Stand Your Ground / Swingers / Viagra / What is sarcasm? California

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Alcoholics Anonymous / Bros Before Hos / Dandruff Cure / Food Poisoning / Google Glass / Kim Kardashian / Meat is Murder / Paris Hilton / Pokemon / Rogaine / What does Siri look like? Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.   Wisconsin

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Beanie Babies / Green Party / Log Rolling / Menthol Cigarettes / Mike's Hard Lemonade / Oprah's Book Club / Survival Shelter South Carolina

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

The Benghazi Attack / Golf / Hootie & the Blowfish (band) / Nudist Colony Alabama

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka / Satan Arizona

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Conjugal Visits / Hippies / Scorpion Sting / How are babies made? Ohio

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Lebron James / Libertarian / P90X / Raccoon Hunting / Weight Watchers North Dakota

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Aliens / Chewing Tobacco / Curling / Fergie (singer) / Figure Skating / Mötley Crüe Mississippi

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Candy Crush / Codeine / Dog Fighting / Lose Weight / Making Crack / Tupac Is Alive / Twerking / What is Instagram? Louisiana

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Alligator Hunting / Channing Tatum / "Golden Girls" (TV show) / Paternity Test / Pope Francis Massachusetts

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Canadian Men / Eyebrow Waxing / George Costanza / Hangover Cure / Muppets / PCP / Tinder / Yoga New Jersey

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

Bon Jovi / Britney Spears / Cure for Baldness / Girdles / New Jersey Jokes / Pantaloons / Six Pack Abs / Teletubbies / Thumb Wrestling Colorado

Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately

CrossFit / Marijuana / Paleo Diet / Rocky Mountain Oysters / Tim Tebow

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

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