What the Butt?
What? A powerful anti-gay pastor in Colorado Springs is getting his gay on? What? He smoked meth?
What? What? After three weeks he's a reformed hetero?
Today's video by brilliant lyricist Samwell is dedicated to the Rev. Ted Haggard. May he live long and well — because repressing the "big what" sure ain't easy. — Jared Jacang Maher
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