Why do Mexican teenagers shave their heads?
Dear Mexican: Why can AeroMexico Airlines fly through any kind of weather conditions to get to and from the United States, but any kind of little ice sprinkle or heavy wind, and domestic airlines in the U.S. cancel two days worth of flights? For two consecutive winters, Ive had Chicago-to-Houston-to-Leon, Guanajuato, on Continental Airlines, and Chicago-to-Dallas-to-Leon on American Airlines canceled with a call I received while getting the suitcases packed!
No Siento Turbulencia
Dear I Dont Feel Turbulence: You know us Mexicans throw caution to the wind! We live in this country illegally under the spectre of deportation and we make it. We live in Mexico under the spectre of the narcos and we make it. We live in the shadow of El Norte and we make it. We lived through the tyranny of Cortés, the Spanish crown, Santa Anna, the Porfiriato, PRI, Calderón, Carlos Slim and the popularity of MASECA and we made it. Floundering economy on both sides of la frontera? Repeat after me, class: MEXICANS MAKE IT! So whats a little ice on the wings, some twisted wires? Who cares if the Federal Aviation Administration downgraded AeroMexico to the status of Third World airline? We still make it. Man, Ma Joad had nothing on us Mexis were the cabrones who live (and if you read the full quote, youll know she was advocating Reconquista!).
Dear Mexican: Who puts the intense pressure on all adolescent Mexican boys to either shave or buzz their cranium hair, regardless of the number of scars, large ears or folds of ugly neck skin revealed?
Dirty White Boy Waiting for Godot
Dear Gabacho: That suffocating menace known as youth culture, with an assist from prison culture but not the Mexican cultural expectations your pendejo-ass culture is insinuating. Simply put: Like any teen trends, shaved heads started with youngsters imitating their friends, who imitated their older brothers and cousins, who imitated their peers. The two great historical fashion trendsetters in Mexican-American youth culture, according to James Diego Vigils Barrio Gangs: Street Life and Identity in Southern California, have been prisons and the military, and both subcultures prefer a close-cropped hairstyle for their men, for efficiencys sake. But if you ever see a baby with a shaved head, its most likely a kiddie shorn by his wabby parents in the belief that a thicker head of hair would emerge, a Mexican fable as laughable as the belief by children that the wrapped Xbox caja under the Christmas tree actually contains a gaming console and not underwear and socks.
Dear Mexican: An Anglo public servant would be embarrassed to death (or at least should be) if he posted a public sign with bad English grammar or spelling. So how come the same doesnt apply to Spanish in the Estados Unidos? In Las Vegas, the caution signs on the bus doors have three words recargarse, pararse, empujar misspelled as recargarce, pararce, enpuja. In the Lowes hardware section, free cutting service, on a huge letrero, is translated Liberte los Servicios Cortante which is hilarious gibberish, incomprehensible to a Mexican. You and I couldnt make up something like that if we tried! Why is it that bad written English is a sign of ignorance or stupidity, but Spanish
El Viejo Profe
Dear Old Professor: You really think its a fully bilingual Mexican doing those translations? Its either a worker pulling something off the Internet, a pocho who doesnt know any better, or no, its a pinche pocho who doesnt know any better but draws a nice salary by fooling clueless, monolingual gabachos into thinking he does. But Mexicans dont care about mistranslations in trivial areas (unless theyre custodians of Cervantes, in which case they deserve to froth at the boca), and the pochos and their gabacho supervisors dont know any better so the mistranslations stay. Laugh, I say! We do!
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