"You Know You're From COLORADO If" Punchlines, Urban Dictionary Edition

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Over the years, we've had a lot of fun sharing collections of "You Know You're From Colorado If" punchlines.

And our latest comes with the Urban Dictionary seal of approval.

Type the word "Colorado" into the site's search field, and the first thing that comes up at this writing is a definition that consists entirely of lines that complete "you know you're from Colorado" thoughts.

We picked, ranked and photo illustrated our fifteen favorites. Enjoy them below.

"You Know You're From COLORADO If" Punchlines, Urban Dictionary Edition
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Number 15: You know you’re from COLORADO if:

It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.

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Number 14: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.

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Number 13: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You have no accent at all, but can hear other people’s. And then you make fun of them.

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Number 12: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

"Humid" is over 25%.

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Number 11: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.

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Number 10: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.

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Number 9: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.

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Number 8: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.

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Number 7: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You always know the elevation of where you are.

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Number 6: You know you’re from COLORADO if:

Everybody wears jeans to church.

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Number 5: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV.

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Number 4: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

You know what a 'trust fund hippie' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.

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Number 3: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.

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Number 2: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.

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Number 1: You know you’re from COLORADO if: 

When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.



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