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EVERYONE PANIC: Bill O'Reilly informs the public about gangs of "lower socioeconomic " lesbians speading around the country. With Denver's current gang situation, who knows what will happen if they find there way here and start shooting their pink guns and making out. -- Crystal Preston-Watson