Though the Red Hot Chili Peppers and I more or less parted ways right around the time I declined Anthony Kiedis's invitation to fly away on his zephyr (which, for some reason, always sounds to me like a synonym for farting quietly), I will admit that there was a time when I loved "Under the Bridge" — you know, the song everybody loved when they were fourteen. But that was a long time ago, and while I'm not going to argue that it wasn't a good song,... More >>>