Cedar Point, for those who tragically may not know, is probably the fourth-greatest place on planet Earth — so it's worth noting that I have only two distinct memories of the first time I went there, on a chartered bus with about forty other middle-schoolers in 1994: One is tossing chunks of Babybel from the high point of the Magnum, which was at that point the tallest roller coaster in the world. The other is hearing, in the pre-dawn hours... More >>>