If the president and CEO really wanted to please his 17,483 shareholders Sunday afternoon -- and we know he did -- he might have jumped up from his luxury box with four minutes to play. Amid a huge burst of fireworks and a brain-numbing blast of heavy metal, he might have leaped down onto the field, tearing off his navy-blue business suit and orange necktie to reveal a football uniform beneath. Number Seven. Then, as in days of yore, he could have strapped on a helmet and calmly thrown a couple of trademark touchdown passes for... More >>>