Three guys walk into a bar: a shortstop, an outfielder and a pitcher. "What'll ya have?" the bartender asks. The shortstop is the first to reply. "I'm gonna have a great season," he says. "I'm gonna have the kind of season where I scoop up every rocket hit within fifteen feet of me, then throw the guy out. I'm gonna bat about .310, with 35 homers. And I'm not gonna strike out more than,... More >>>