Prometheus, says the myth, stole fire from the gods and gave it to man. For this heinous transgression, he was chained to a rock and forced to listen to an infinite loop of the new Dashboard Confessional album. (Or maybe it was having his liver torn out and eaten by an eagle every day. Same difference.) The moral, of course, is as old as Adam and Eve: There are some things only deities were meant to know, and woe unto those who decide to get all uppity and shit. It's not surprising, then,... More >>>