Dear God: I have a small complaint. Falling as it does at the whim of the Hebrew calendar, Hanukkah comes much too early this year. I'll have barely turned the Thanksgiving turkey into a pot of soup before the eve of December 4, and it's already time to spit-shine the house, polish the wax-caked menorah and shop and wrap behind my daughter's back — while the better-prepared goyim are just hitting their... More >>>