Eddie Van Halen's son looks like Peppermint Patty. There's no getting around it. I wish things could be different — as do, presumably, fans of Van Halen. This weekend, the long-beleaguered pop-metal behemoth pulls into the Pepsi Center with its disembalmed original frontman, David Lee Roth, for a long-threatened and oft-aborted rehash of those early-'80s glory years, the era before the jovial, tequila-hawking asshat Sammy Hagar took over and turned the band into... More >>>