Old Globeville Days/Orthodox Food Festival at Holy Transfiguration of Christ Orthodox Cathedral (Saturday-Sunday, free) Ethnic foods can be a scary endeavor for the poor and underexposed amongst us, but if you've ever had an inkling of desire to taste the cultural foods of places like Serbia, Eritrea, Russia or countless others, this weekend is your chance to do it on the cheap. While the entry into the festival is free, the food isn't, but we're certain that your ten bucks will give you a chance to try out a few different tastes from countries you probably can't even locate on a map.
Italians of America Car and Bike Show at Fruitdale Park (Sunday, free) It'll cost you $25 to enter your ride into the contest, but if you're just interested in looking at hot rods and sexy bikes, then you can do it for free. Like any good auto show, this one is all about checking out everyone's ride and talking gears with the owners, so if you've got a penchant to spend your weekends waxing your hog, this is the place for you this weekend.
National Ice Cream Day at Crook's Palace (Sunday, free, donation) Unlimited ice cream tasting. Do we really need to say anything else? Seriously -- Migg and Mutt's Craft Creamery, located in Crook's Palace in Blackhawk, is trying to break a world record by having over 512 flavors of ice cream available in one spot, and they're giving you a chance to taste them all for nothing more than a two dollar donation. If you planned on spending your day on the couch watching Star Trek and eating ice cream out of a tub anyway, you might as well do it in public.