All of which is a roundabout way of saying that when you're on the slopes, you're going to hear some stuff that sounds dirty. But it's not. As usual, it's just you.
10. "I need to get my board waxed."
9. "She's great at schussing in full tuck."
8. "Tighten my bindings, baby?"
7. "You've got a beautiful wedge."
6. "Stop going straight down. Take your time."
5. "We're going to hit those pillows hard."
4. "This is pretty hairy when it's not groomed."
3. "Plant your pole! Plant your pole!"
2. "You have to stop keeping your knees together eventually."
1. "He just can't stop prereleasing when he's almost to the bottom."