Get Liquored Up and Live in the Past, Broncos Fans

Crack one open, orange-and-blue boozers. So you weren't exactly overflowing with optimism after the Denver Broncos' 19-16 loss to the Gary Kubiak-coached Houston Texans in their 2008 pre-season debut on August 9? Then fill your glass past the halfway point with help from this nifty Denver Broncos Talking Bottle Opener,...

By Michael Roberts

August 11, 2008

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Crack one open, orange-and-blue boozers.

So you weren't exactly overflowing with optimism after the Denver Broncos' 19-16 loss to the Gary Kubiak-coached Houston Texans in their 2008 pre-season debut on August 9? Then fill your glass past the halfway point with help from this nifty Denver Broncos Talking Bottle Opener, which features Dave Logan's call at the end of Super Bowl XXXII. Note as you watch the video accessible by clicking "More" below that the recording makes Logan sound kinda soused, which is appropriate for the product, and for long-suffering Broncos boosters. Drink up, for the team's next Super Bowl appearance seems very far away. -- Michael Roberts

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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