Scrub up, politicos.
Water stations have been placed at several locations around the Pepsi Center during DNC week -- the idea being that delegates can refill their bottle rather than pitching it and opening up another one. Also included: hand sanitizer mounted on the side -- because shaking hands with dozens upon dozens of strangers is perfectly safe, but turning on a faucet is a quick route to disease and death. I'm gonna stop showering immediately. -- Michael Roberts