"Best hair? Make that best everything. For a decade, Phil Keating was the arousing, carousing, good-time party boy of the Denver news community, and he filled this position with the poise of an Armani model. Now that he's moved from Channel 31, a Fox affiliate, to a Dallas-based gig as a Fox News network correspondent, the local tube is notably less swank. But like the trail of pricey cologne Keating would often leave in his wake, his influence lingers."
But Keating, now in Florida, still probably wasn't ready for the woman he called "a tall drink of water" during a live broadcast from South Beach on New Year's Eve.
"Say something to the nation," he asked partyers.
"We got five minutes to 2014," one answered, "and we're gonna fuck shit up!"
After reminding the woman that he was working for a family show, and getting her to apologize, he attributed it to "live TV, folks."
Here's the full, hairy, video.
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