Photos: Ten mean Denver Broncos jokes

Earlier this week, we shared our collection of ten mean CU-Boulder jokes -- and I think we can all agree that processing them made us all better, stronger people. With that in mind, here's more nasty, photo-illustrated humor at the expense of another frequent web target -- Your Denver Broncos...

By Michael Roberts

July 13, 2012

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Earlier this week, we shared our collection of ten mean CU-Boulder jokes -- and I think we can all agree that processing them made us all better, stronger people. With that in mind, here's more nasty, photo-illustrated humor at the expense of another frequent web target -- Your Denver Broncos -- as compiled by Jokes4Us.com. After perusing the following top-ten countdown, will you laugh, groan or spike your smart phone? Find out below. Number 10: Holy orders Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Number 9: Road kill Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Page down to read more of our ten mean Denver Broncos jokes. Number 8: Air game Q: Why do ducks fly over Mile High Stadium upside down?

A: There's nothing worth crapping on!

Number 7: Out-of-air game Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?

A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Page down to read more of our ten mean Denver Broncos jokes. Number 6: Zebra season Q: What do you call a Denver Bronco in the Super Bowl?

A: A referee.

Number 5: BM Q: What did the Denver Broncos get for trading Brandon Marshall to the Miami Dolphins?

A: A first round pick and a felon to be named later!

Page down to read more of our ten mean Denver Broncos jokes. Number 4: Kid stuff Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Number 3: Game on Q: What does a Denver Broncos fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Page down to read more of our ten mean Denver Broncos jokes. Number 2: Looking Buff Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team?

A: Because then Denver would want one.

Number 1: Elway or the highway. Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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