Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition

Around here, we love Texts From Last Night -- which explains our tributes earlier this year to our ten favorite regrettable/not-regrettable messages from both the 303 and 720 area codes. Now comes 970's turn, and the folks blessed with those digits definitely don't disappoint. You'll be grateful everyone who contributed...

By Michael Roberts

August 19, 2013

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Around here, we love Texts From Last Night -- which explains our tributes earlier this year to our ten favorite regrettable/not-regrettable messages from both the 303 and 720 area codes.

Now comes 970's turn, and the folks blessed with those digits definitely don't disappoint.

You'll be grateful everyone who contributed didn't think twice before pressing "send." Check out our photo-illustrated top ten countdown below.

Number 10: Floored Number 9: Technicolor yawn Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 8: The mother of all hangovers Number 7: The nose knows Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 6: Hit me with your best shot Number 5: Kid stuff Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 4: Not a roll in the hay Number 3: The Deen's list Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 970 area code, 2013 edition. Number 2: Not exactly penis envy Number 1: Everybody out of the tub

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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