Half Aspen writes:
I was under the impression that attending a university was to receive an education and improve one's station in life. If partying is at the top of your list might I suggest saving the tens of thousands of dollars and pitch a tent on a California beach. Oh, and when you're done with "partying," don't forget your name tag and paper hat when you go to work serving those fries.
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