What about things you'll never hear someone from Denver say? Here's our top ten.
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Number 10: There's nowhere around here to buy any marijuana. Number 9: Colorado Springs is really progressive. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 8 Everyone's so out of shape. Number 7: I'd rather have a PBR instead of a craft beer. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 6: The weather's so boring. Number 5: I wish I could find some decent Mexican food. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 4: People are too lazy to bike to work. Number 3: The scenery's overrated. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 2: I can't remember what teams people root for. Number 1: The air's too thin.Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.