Yes, pretzel buns are somewhat trendy and sriracha is always popular -- and rightly so. But the big question was how these things were going to make it through a convenience- store prep process and emerge both edible and attractive? I'm not just snarking 7-Eleven; other convenience stores have the same less-than-savory rep for grab & go munchies that include a lot of over-ripe/under-ripe fruit, salads of questionable ages and terrifically bad egg salad sandwiches that no level of hunger desperation would compel me to try a second time -- and I adore eggs.
The clerk at the 7-Eleven gave me a weird look when I asked him about the sandwich and pointed me toward the deli case. I spotted the sandwich, and gave it a look-see: nice-looking bun, bits of chicken and cheese poking out the sides, and a few peeks of pink sauce. The lettuce looked tried but the "sell-by" date hadn't passed, so I bought the sammie, went out to the car, unwrapped and took a bite. There was a decent portion of not-particularly-special lunch-meat chicken, and the white Cheddar was actually Cheddar, rather than some scary processed crap. The sriracha ranch was not only as advertised, but surprisingly spicy. But that bun! It was delicious and on its own worth the higher-than-expected $3.99 price tag. It was fat, salty, chewy and had that neato slick pretzel exterior. The more I chewed, the more I wanted. 7-Eleven sourced these very well; any filling would taste fine in this exquisite pretzel bun (except the egg salad.) I saw the clerk eyeballing me through the window. I don't blame him. Showing any sort of relish while eating a convenience-store sammie is...irregular.The lettuce was the only hitch in my otherwise happy relishing -- for reasons unknown to me, these stores destroy lettuce. It's always wilted, frozen and waterlogged -- or any combination of those three things. This lettuce was both overly-hydrated and wilted.
Would I eat the Diablo Chicken Ranch sandwich again? Sure, as long as it hadn't spent too much time next to the egg salad.
Still, I went back into the store and bought a burrito, garlic bread chips and a blue cherry Gatorade. The clerk rang me up, noticeably relaxed now that I was acting convenience-store-normal again.
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