Here's the deal: See the half dozen food porn magazine covers above? It's your job to vote for the porn that speaks to your stomach. The covers comprise the top six finalists of the 38 entries submitted to the ASME's "Most Delicious Cover" competition, which also includes categories for "Sexiest Cover" and "Best Obama Cover." In the food magazine cover contest, I've got to give major props to the kid from Greenland with the fish flapping around in his mouth. That dude is my new hero. In order to vote for your favorite cover (the kid, obviously), you'll need an Amazon account, which is free.