Guess where I'm eating?

That right there is Americanized Chinese food at its finest, or its worst, depending upon how you look at it. It's got that familiar sheen, all the standard vegetables and a handful of perfectly fine scallops lobbed in to remind that you that you're not eating at one of those...

By Lori Midson

March 8, 2010

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That right there is Americanized Chinese food at its finest, or its worst, depending upon how you look at it. It's got that familiar sheen, all the standard vegetables and a handful of perfectly fine scallops lobbed in to remind that you that you're not eating at one of those Chinese joints that scoop goop for a buck and change.

Can you guess where I'm eating?

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