Christopher Walken

Leave it to Jimmy Fallon to screw up a good thing

Let zombicaturist Stan Yan bring out the bogeyman in you

Tim Tebow: Dead or Undead?​ At tomorrow's pre-Zombie Crawl Afraid of the Dark reception for the Bogeyman Art Show at MacSpa, you can commission comic artist Stan Yan to create an on-the-spot zombie makeover for you on paper, which you can then hang on your wall and remember that important day ... More >>

Awesome People Hanging Out Together is awesome

Oh yeah, that's Madonna, Sting and Tupac​We are flashed hundreds of images of celebrities doing regular stuff everyday via tabloids and television -- they get caught buying groceries, going to Starbucks and fighting inappropriately with their significant others in public. But who cares if they ... More >>

The amazing feats of the Acro-Cats: A photo preview

Only one more hurdle until haz cheezburger.​The spectacle of cats doing tricks is pretty impressive, but the really astounding feat is that anyone could coerce a cat -- nature's most indignant house pet -- into doing tricks at all. Nevertheless, that is the trick accomplished by the (we're ass ... More >>

Ben Affleck is really talented. No, really.

Hey, nits, I already said I was sorry about those crappy movies, alright?​Ben Affleck has acted in some truly horrible movies. After co-winning an Oscar with his best friend, Affleck's resume reads like a list of the worst movies from the late '90s that we all thought were sorta okay at the t ... More >>

Henry Rollins on National Geographic gig and other adventures in work

​Henry Rollins (appearing at the Soiled Dove Underground this Sunday, April 3) began his career fronting Black Flag, an endeavor he won a Grammy for chronicling in the audio book Get in The Van. He went on to front The Rollins Band and appeared in numerous films.

SXSW travelogue: Take to the Oars checks in from Austin

Take to the Oars at the Blind Pig on Sixth Street​ Wednesday March 16 We left Denver on Tuesday at 6 p.m. and drove through the night, taking the most obscure didn't-they-film-children-of-the-corn-here route possible to get to Austin. We made the trek in just over sixteen hours and pulled int ... More >>

JonBenét Ramsey imposter pissed not to make Top Fake Celebrities on Twitter list

Not tweeting.​JonBenét Ramsey can't raise objections about the person tweeting in her name, having been murdered in 1996 -- which is presumably why fake confessor John Mark Karr's been trying to create a JonBenét lookalike cult. But the faux-JonBenét can bitch -- and he/she is doing so abo ... More >>

Delegating Denver #36 of 56: New York

Not tweeting.​JonBenét Ramsey can't raise objections about the person tweeting in her name, having been murdered in 1996 -- which is presumably why fake confessor John Mark Karr's been trying to create a JonBenét lookalike cult. But the faux-JonBenét can bitch -- and he/she is doing so abo ... More >>

Rendition

It’s not torture, but this latest Mideast thriller’s as conventional as they come. We’re (water) bored. (Sorry.)

Balls of Fury

Answer all correctly and win a Def Leppard album!

Hairspray

This movie musical of the musical of the movie is nowhere near divine.

Voter Fraud

Barry Levinson wags the dog again, but his bark is worse than his bite.

Pause & Effect

A truly universal remote leads to Sandler's best movie in years.

Keira Get Your Gun

Domino chronicles the life of a model turned bounty hunter.

Always a Bridesmaid

Skirt-chasing Vince Vaughn is Wedding Crashers' master of ceremonies.

Flick Pick

Pulp Fiction

Heavyweight

Getting the skinny on Fatboy Slim.

Flick Pick

True Romance

Bite Me

Cook's Tour

Water Hazard

As one greenkeeper shows, adapting to the drought is just par for his golf course.

Hollywood's Long March to War

The release of Apocalypse Now Redux sharpens the debate over the moral complexities of the battlefield.

Scenes of Queens

Christopher Walken and Cyndi Lauper make the most of The Opportunists.

Almost Famous

Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell isn't Carrie Bradshaw. Like, really.

Play Right

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Workers' Compensation

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Mob Rule

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Tiny Terror

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Can't Carry It Off

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Reelin' in the Summer

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

A Soft Touch

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Barely Abel

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Off Limits

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

A Firing Offense

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Painting With Glitter

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

Wish They Weren't Here

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

ROLL 'EM

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.

HIT AFTER HIT

Illuminata goes behind the scenes, but there's not much there.