David Hasselhoff

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2014

    Six awful songs with incredible intros

    Some people just know how to hook you, right? Say you're browsing an online dating profile and someone catches your eye. Witty one-liners, cute smirks, maybe something cryptic like a tattoo of Josef Stalin eating a hot dog. Their linked Tumblr page shows they have an active interest in occult medici ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 29, 2014

    Weirdest Internet search quirks of all 50 states (including Colorado) according to Estately, the site behind our recent list of the ten best states for hippies, has a new target: the Internet search quirks of all fifty states, including Colorado, produced by running "hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms and questions each state was s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2014

    OutKast is coming to Denver with the Mad Decent Block Party, tickets on sale now

    So news is spreading quickly about this year's Mad Decent Block Party, a fledgling festival tour heretofore specializing in the kinds of hip-hop and dance acts whose members were likely to be wearing floral print hats. It was mostly found in large clubs with outdoor spaces, that sort of thing. Not t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2013

    Photos: Ten most popular Colorado Springs natives on Internet Movie Database

    In recent days, we've shared top ten lists of the most popular Denver natives on Internet Movie Database and the most popular Boulderites on IMDB -- a pair of rosters that were full of surprises. The same is true of today's list, featuring the ten most popular people from Colorado Springs. They inc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2013

    Ultra 2013: The ten best inflatable animals, blow-up dolls and other party props

    Ultra Music Festival is a zoo. From land sharks to killer whales, pink flamingos to African zebras, UMF 2013 is starting to feel a lot like a World Wildlife Foundation fundraiser, complete with endangered species and cuddly critters. Sure, they're inflatable, but just the same. These are some of the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2011

    Anthony Jeselnik on his jerk persona, Comedy Central roasts, and why he likes hecklers

    In his comedy act, Anthony Jeselnik plays the asshole, cracking dark, arrogant, and hilarious one-liners. The persona has gotten him far; Jeselnik is now a prominent figure on Comedy Central's roasts, has a successful stand-up career, and is in development for a television show on the same network. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2011

    Why does a penis museum need a human specimen? A psychological query

    Penis, anyone?​For the last fifteen years, the Phallogical Museum in the tiny fishing town of Husavik, Iceland, has existed for one purpose and for one purpose only: to collect and display a shitload of penises. Is that two purposes? So be it. In any case, the museum's collection features an i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2011

    Hop is this week's most ridiculous trailer

    ​To Hop's credit, the blend of live action and CGI rodents is considerably less creepy than it was in 2007's incredibly unsettling Alvin and the Chipmunks, one of the worst, most cynical computer-generated turds ever crapped out by Hollywood. In fact, the little rabbit guy in Hop is actually k ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2011

    Comment of the day: "I think Charlie Sheen is a nice actor"

    ​Like every other blog in existence, we've been getting endless mileage out of Charlie Sheen's recent series of bizarre rants, so when we found out he was looking for a social media intern and asking prospects to apply in 75 characters or less yesterday, Kyle Garratt couldn't help but throw hi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2011

    Hey, is that Dave Grohl?: Ten awesome celebrity photobombs

    Dude, Dave. Chill!Last week, NPR asked listeners to share photos of themselves with favorite musicians. That's a swell idea and all, but we thought that taking the angle of the photobomber would be a more entertaining way to look at pictures of famous people with non-famous people. While there have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2010

    German kids love krautrock, sexy sailor robot girls and straw hats

    ​Ah, Germany: Strangest of European cultures, home of great beers and lovers of David Hasselhoff. Not to mention, the only possible place in the world, apart from maybe their WWII buddies Japan, where something like today's video could emerge. Why? Because only in Germany would one think to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2010

    E-Rotic takes you deeper with "Dr. Dick"

    ​Germany is a strange, strange place, almost like Bizarro-world. It's place where David Hasslehoff can have a huge success as a pop singer, for example. And if you keep that in mind, the existence, and success, of today's freaky selection almost, kind of, sorta makes sense. Today's clip is a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2010

    Stanley Cup prediction guaranteed for Colorado: Kenny Be's Sign Language

    Photo by Kenny Be Colorado will see Lord Stanley's Cup in 2010 if fans just keep looking up.​ The first game of the first round of the NHL playoffs is scheduled today and hockey wizards are saying that the San Jose Sharks will take the Colorado Avalanche in five. I'm much more optimistic and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2009

    Freaky Friday: Van Canto - "Wishmaster"

    ​There is very little that needs to be said to put across the basic idea of Van Canto. Three words, in fact, are really all I need: a capella metal (er, is that two words? whatever). Not that I'm going to stop there -- there's no way I can resist heaping it on a bit. Yes, this is a band that d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2009

    When Rock 'n' Roll meets Hollywood: Ten Awful Decisions

    ​ Taking Woodstock is in theaters Friday. Maybe it will be really good, or maybe taking a stand-up comedian and sticking him in a semi-dramatic movie about Woodstock that doesn't feature any -- any! -- musical performances is a terrible idea. Still, rock 'n' roll and Hollywood have been ugly, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2008

    Pure Evil: The 12 most evil robots of all time and how to thwart them

    This week's Westword features an overtly robo-gandist cover story about Basil, a beer-serving robot created by Denver's Jim and Louise Gunderson. But with all this talk of robots, I would've been remiss in not listing -- as a service to humanity -- the most evil robots of all time and what we, as pu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2008

    Mile High Makeout: Sunken Treasure

    Bad Luck City's amazing 2008 album, Adelaide, opens with an absolutely stunning cover of the Lee Hazlewood song, "The Night Before," from his 1970 hard-to-find album, Cowboy in Sweden. Though it's surprising for a unique and creative outfit like Bad Luck City to introduce itself with someone else's ... More >>

  • Music

    July 31, 2008

    G Unit

    T*O*S: Terminate on Sight
    G Unit/Interscope Records

  • Blogs

    January 2, 2008
  • Calendar

    September 20, 2007

    The Bounty of Beer

    The 39th annual Oktoberfest Denver celebrates brews, Hasselhoff and more.

  • Film

    June 22, 2006

    Pause & Effect

    A truly universal remote leads to Sandler's best movie in years.

  • Film

    April 13, 2006

    Easy Out

    The Benchwarmers put a zero on the board.

  • Film

    December 30, 2004

    Cine Bon!

    Remembering the films that heated up cinemas this year.

  • Music

    August 14, 2003

    Man Posse

    Diggie Diamond finds fresh meat in the International Male.

  • Dining

    June 5, 2003

    You're Darn Teuton

    Cafe Berlin is the schnitzel!

  • Film

    March 21, 2002

    Roller Blade

    As long as it keeps moving, Blade II entertains.

  • Music

    September 28, 2000


    Happy Ending
    (Ultimatum Music)

  • Culture

    July 13, 2000

    Win, Lose, or Draw

    Or: How do you bring a comic book to life without killing a superhero?