Magic can certainly happen in the recording studio, but with some collaborations, a witch's brew with a horrid stink can also boil over. Huge lottery-sized paychecks evidently blinded these poor fools from seeing what truly awful things they were creating. Where's Marty McFly when you need him? If o ... More >>
When Scared Stiff premiered last week night at The Bar, a small crowd of bizarro movie buffs gathered to see cult classic Plan 9 From Outer Space. But it wasn't just the campy Ed Wood-directed flick that brought folks in -- it was drag queen Alexus Vain's commentary, which runs parallel to each wee ... More >>
The Amazing Criswell: As much credibility as anyone else, really.Call it an unlucky guess: In March 1963, the Amazing Criswell, born Jeron Criswell Konig and otherwise known as Jeron Criswell King, predicted that John F. Kennedy would not run for re-election because something would happen to ... More >>
As far as fictional characters go, there is maybe no archetype so boring as the Hero, that figure of unwavering nobility and poise. Whether that hero is deftly vanquishing foes like Superman or valiantly overcoming adversity a la Odysseus, the construct is the same: The Hero represents the Da ... More >>
You knew Richard Heene had to have a helluva nerve (or severe brain damage) to even attempt to pull off his now-infamous October stunt -- insisting that his son, Falcon Heene, was inside an inflatable silver chef's hat that floated away from his Fort Collins home. But even the guilty pleas he and h ... More >>
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Beginning on July 4, drivers on E-470 will no longer be able to pay cash for tolls. Instead, the interstate is going all electronic; those not signed up for discounted express payments will be billed via a method that traces them using snapshots of their license plates. And to inform the public ab ... More >>
The Day the Earth Stood Still misses the point, and that's a Klaatu Barada no-no
Dario Argento caps off his horror trilogy with horrific parody.
A look back at the best of 2007.
Midnight Madness at the Esquire
The Notorious Bettie Page never quite pins down the pinup.
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J.M. Barrie gets a Hollywood makeover in Finding Neverland.
The masked wrestler returns to the silver screen.
Over the Edge Vol. 4: Dick Vaughn's Moribund Music of the '70s (Seeland)
Vincent D'Onofrio may be the best actor of his generation, but who would notice?
Paul Wesolowski knows the secret word: Groucho.
Return to Me is so bad it may never go away.
From South Park to Pokémon, 1999 was almost an American beauty.
A documentary goes behind the scenes of an American Movie.
Tim Burton turns his ray gun on everything in sight when Mars Attacks!, and it's good, gory fun.
THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY TEMPLE PREPARES FOR THE COMING OF THE LORD: DAVID CASSIDY.
A LEADING MAN'S MURDER BEDEVILS RONNIE CRAMER.