The wedding invitations are coming in fast now, and although we typically don't enjoy sitting in a church and staring at comb-overs, there are two things provided at weddings we can all agree on: food and alcohol. I can live like the lord of the event center, alternating between sips of coffee and b ... More >>
Nerd. Geek. Dork. By whatever name, these poor, unfortunate souls with bad haircuts, unflattering clothes and few social graces are everywhere. Especially pop culture. Few films have captured the ideal of the awkward, disastrously uncool teen like Todd Solondz's Welcome to the Dollhouse, in the char ... More >>
We've finally arrived: The The best of the worst. The creme de la crap. The unholy of unholies. If you thought 50-11 were bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet. These are the lyrics that can turn a good album sour, and make a bad album laughable. Included are quotes from Eminem, Lil B, J. Cole, 2 Chainz, ... More >>
Okay, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, and it does. Yesterday, I ran down some of the lamest lines, the worst rap lyrics from 50-41, and today we inch ever closer to the top of the bottom. Spoiler alert: Lil' Wayne makes the cut (again), as does Jay-Z (twice), as well as Eminem, Atmo ... More >>
Thirteen years and a hundred school shootings later, why is Hollywood still obsessed with this one?
At least they make decent movies.Is it time to already begin thinking about next year's Academy Awards show? Well, if you're like most Americans -- and critics, the venerable Roger Ebert among them -- who watched last night's show, then the answer is "yes." The hipster hosts, 28-year-old An ... More >>
Word of an Arrested movie can't quell our depression.Television, as Conan O'Brien will tell you, is a fickle business. They build you up, they use you up, they toss you aside. And sometimes the powers that be don't even wait to use you up -- they just decide that you're done, for reasons tha ... More >>
TV theme songs have gotten a little more hip in recent years -- from Cake lending "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" to Chuck to Lazlo Bane doing "I'm no Superman" for Scrubs, to any of the seasonal iterations of Tom Waits' "Way Down in the Hole" on The Wire. But there was a time -- it still happens ... More >>
Judd Apatow's third film as director, Funny People, opens today to lukewarm reviews (including the one you'll find in Westword, by LA Weekly's kick-ass film reviewer Scott Foundas). Like seemingly every other man my age, I'm a fan of Apatow's; the deft combination of dick jokes, self-loathi ... More >>
Jason Segel uses his balls to great effect in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Right now, the most talked-about band on the rise among the nation's critical taste-makers is Vampire Weekend. But in Westword’s March 20 profile of the New York-based group, and in the following Q&A, lead singer/guitarist Ezra Koenig talks for himself. Koenig begins by sketching in details about ... More >>
Judd Apatow's pretty good year.
Teen pregnancy, hilarious and sweet, in the indie-licious Juno.
Judd Apatow delivers another spot-on geek fantasy come true.
Thursday, June 29, Bluebird Theater, 1-866-468-7621.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin gets a heart-on while telling wonderfully dirty jokes.
A lost lad longs for life in I Am David.
Will Ferrell's Anchorman is dumb, and funny, as hell.
Do the right thing: Avoid White Chicks in bad masks.
Mature Home Room provides insight into the aftermath of school shootings.
Trio is the network where great shows go to die, and so much more
The Denver Film Festival looks at the effects of screen violence.
A Friend portrays a voracious cracker everywoman.
Even with Jason Schwartzman, Slackers swindles its audience.
This year, a handful of shows provided the healing power of laughter.
Not Another Teen Movie is just that, and it's the worst one ever.
Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks grow up, more or less, and move to a dorm.
Viewers for Quality Television disbands, because there is none left
TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched . . . and watched
When Fox-TV canceled American High, the network hit a new low.
Old friends encounter the shock of the new in Chuck & Buck.
Sci Fi's brilliant good vs. evil is a corpse in search of a burial.
The men behind this season's best shows -- and biggest failures -- blame it all on Regis.