Hayden Christensen

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2013

    Five Star Wars mistakes that the new movies should avoid

    It's a common behavior of Star Wars fans: canonize the original trilogy, and get all hater-y on the screw-ups in Episodes I-III. But if the mistakes made in the second trilogy weren't so completely soul-crushing and legacy-altering, then people wouldn't be bitching about them to this day -- and keep ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2011

    The Phantom Tron Menace Legacy: It's the same movie

    Tron: Legacy, hittin' the streets on DVD and bluray yesterday, was supposed to be a coup of geekery. A sequel no one really wanted but diehard fans of a box office flop from 1982; it got made anyway -- and against all odds, it looked like awesome 3D geeknip. Jeff Bridges was back and young due to ad ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2011

    Snowbeast vs. Vanishing on 7th Street: Two terrible movies, one less funny

    Here's what Hayden Christensen did pretty much the whole time.​While the rest of America was at home watching the film establishment's glitzy annual circle jerk, where it elaborately congratulates itself on a year of acceptable filmmaking, my girlfriend and I were in an otherwise empty Chez Ar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2011

    Oscar winners' most embarrassing performances

    ​Last night, Hollywood engaged in its yearly back-pat, bestowing little gold statues on those who brought the greatest dignity to the big screen last year. Amidst all that pomp and circumstance, it can be easy to forget that, as amazing as Natalie Portman was in Black Swan, she was also the le ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2011

    The Situation wants to be in the movies. Here are five roles he could take

    Step it Up's got a Situation.​In one of the most ridiculous overstatements since Michael Bay got compared to an "abstract artist," Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino offered this analogy on Friday, explaining to the E! Network why he'd be leaving The Jersey Shore after next season: "It's like Mic ... More >>

  • Home Entertainment

    July 19, 2007
  • Film

    February 15, 2007

    Factory Girl

    The Queen of the Factory gets the superficial biopic treatment.

  • Film

    May 19, 2005

    Sith Is It

    George Lucas at last delivers the Star Wars prequel we've been waiting for.

  • Film

    June 3, 2004

    Harry Gets Scary

    The Prisoner of Azkaban takes a Sirius-ly dark turn.

  • Film

    November 13, 2003

    Muck, Raked

    A dirty journalist gets busted in Shattered Glass.

  • Film

    May 16, 2002

    Shadows of the Empire

    With Episode II, George Lucas tries to reclaim his lost glory.

  • Film

    November 1, 2001

    Condemned Property

    Irwin Winkler builds a rickety House out of saccharine sap.