What will happen when David Caruso gets his hands on Balloon Boy?It'll happen any day now: You'll come home from work, sink into your couch and flip on your TV, hoping for a Real World-Road Rules marathon or something equally vapid, and there it will be: that damn balloon, flying through the New York or Miami or Las Vegas sky, the voice of a fake newsman narrating its slow, soft descent. You'll want to switch the channel. You really will. But they'll pull you in, just like always, and the
