Jay Cutler

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    March 25, 2013

    Elvis Dumervil: Dumbest, most unnecessary Broncos exit since Jay Cutler?

    It's official: Elvis Dumervil, a vaunted sack-master and feared presence on the Broncos defensive line for seven years, is now officially a member of the Baltimore Ravens. How did this disastrous turn of events take place? For reasons that are at least as stupid as the ones that ended with quarterb ... More >>

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    April 20, 2011

    Jay Cutler's return to Mile High Stadium with Chicago Bears: Should Broncos fans boo?

    Jay Cutler.​Step right up to these Denver blog posts. Mile High Report poster Royal Fan polls readers about whether Jay Cutler should be booed when he returns to Invesco in a Bears uni. Consensus thus far: Yes! Colorado Pols: The redistricting "Kumbaya Committee" is teetering. Square State' ... More >>

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    March 3, 2011

    Barack Obama won't intervene to stop NFL lockout: Does he need a break from Jay Cutler?

    Jay Cutler.​Make those Denver blog posts happen. Mile High Report's Troy Hufford notes that Bears fan Barack Obama says he won't get involved with NFL lockout talks. His last look at Jay Cutler's probably why. 5280's Michael de Yoanna: No reelection bid for Paula Sandoval. Denver Egotist lo ... More >>

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    January 26, 2011

    Jay Cutler inspires pity, not hate after performance against the Packers

    Jay Cutler.​We bring you three examples of Denver bloggery. Mile High Report fan poster BroncoPH thinks it's time for the real Jay Cutler to please stand up. Denver Egotist shines a light on Dynamite Laser Beam. Colorado Pols' State of the Union open thread is like a great DVD commentary tr ... More >>

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    January 25, 2011

    Jay Cutler had a small MCL tear: Does that make him a pussy or his critics dumbasses?

    Jay Cutler.​Our post yesterday suggesting that Jay Cutler acted like a pussy in the Bears' loss to the Packers on Sunday churned up an emotional debate about whether Sweet Baby Jay is being unfairly pilloried or deserves to be grouped with Steve Bartman among Chicago's greatest sports villains ... More >>

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    January 24, 2011

    Jay Cutler: pussy

    Jay Cutler.​I understand why NFL experts were suggesting last week that the Jay Cutler trade had set the Broncos back five years (several months after other NFL experts, including ESPN's Adam Schefter, had argued that the Broncos had gotten the better of the Bears in the deal). But given yeste ... More >>

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    January 19, 2011

    Jay Cutler trade may set Denver Broncos back five years, Scouts Inc. expert tells ESPN

    Jay Cutler.​A few months back, ESPN's Adam Schefter suggested that the Denver Broncos had bested the Chicago Bears in the Jay Cutler trade. But with the Bears one game from the Super Bowl, that position is growing more unpopular with each passing day. Indeed, one expert believes the Cutler de ... More >>

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    December 8, 2010

    Top 20 Josh McDaniels disasters: Anatomy of a Denver Broncos coaching failure

    Josh McDaniels.​The speed with which Josh McDaniels's Denver Broncos career went south was absolutely stunning -- and we documented every misstep. Below, we've linked to and excerpted from twenty posts over twenty months that tell the tale, from personnel mistakes involving the likes of Jay Cu ... More >>

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    November 13, 2009

    Jay Cutler's five interceptions turn him into a national punchline

    This may be the uniform Jay Cutler will be wearing if he keeps playing like he did last night.​It was just last week that we were talking about how overrated Jay Cutler is. But even we never imagined that he'd offer up a performance as embarrassing as the one the nation saw last night in the C ... More >>

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    November 9, 2009

    How overrated is Jay Cutler? Very...

    We were fooled for a while, Jay. But not anymore.​I admit it. I was absolutely convinced that Jay Cutler was the foundation on which the Broncos needed to build their future -- and when he threw the epic hissy-fit that preceded his trade to Chicago, I anticipated disaster. As the season has go ... More >>

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    October 26, 2009

    After Bears' brutal thumping by the Bengals, do some of you still like Jay Cutler more than Kyle Orton?

    Jay Cutler looks better sucking than any QB in the league.​Last week, Fox Sports' Tim Ryan insisted that Jay Cutler was worth everything the Chicago Bears gave the Denver Broncos to get him even though Cutler had only racked up a 3-2 record at that point this season, as opposed to a 6-0 mark f ... More >>

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    October 21, 2009

    Jay Cutler is the most boring tweeter ever -- but gotta love the fake Kyle Orton

    Jay Cutler's Twitter profile pic. We miss the page-boy cut! It was bangin'!​A few months back, Jay Cutler's Twitter feed was actually kinda entertaining -- mostly because the person tweeting under Sweet Baby Jay's name was an imposter. Now, however, Cutler has what appears to be a legit Twitte ... More >>

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    August 31, 2009

    Is Jay Cutler that good? Or are the Broncos that bad?

    Lucky Jay Cutler still gets to wear orange hats.​The Broncos' 27-17 loss to the Chicago Bears last night didn't start out so badly thanks to a crowd whose berserker rage fired up the defense throughout the first quarter. Once the throng's energy level eased up, however, members of the Denver D ... More >>

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    August 27, 2009

    Jay Cutler's new, ESPN-approved nickname: Mr. Grumpy Pants

    Jay Cutler looking happy in an image from the Chicago Bears' website.​Chicago remains giddy at the thought that former Broncos QB Jay Cutler will return the Bears to the promised land. But fans might not be too thrilled to hang out with the petulant passer, as indicated by excerpts from a Cutl ... More >>

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    August 26, 2009

    Oh, the places (I hope) you'll go, Brandon Marshall

    ​Back in March, at the height of Jay Cutler's bitchfest, I laid out the five teams to which I hoped Culter would get traded -- places I was sure he would hate, and places where I hoped he would fail. I'm a sadistic, juvenile little man like that. The fallout, of course, was grave: The entire ... More >>

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    August 26, 2009

    Firefighters extinguish the Jay Cutler jersey-burning party

    The logo of Wrigley's Chicago Bar & Grille.​There's always some authority figure just waiting to crush a brilliant plan.... The folks at Wrigley's Chicago Bar & Grille, at 18200 W. Colfax Avenue in Golden, wanted to mark Jay Cutler's return to Denver for a preseason game this weekend against ... More >>

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    August 19, 2009

    The Karmic Guide to Fantasy Football 2009

    ​ It's Fantasy Football season, and if you don't know what we're talking about, then you simply aren't a geeky, no-life sad sack who never gets out of the house -- like several Westword staff members. Still, 22 million North Americans waste countless hours on it, and August, when fantasy lover ... More >>

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    August 17, 2009

    Kyle Orton vs. Jay Cutler: Who was worse?

    Kyle Orton wearing an expression that didn't cross his face Friday night.​On Friday, I pointed out that the team photo on the Denver Broncos' website was taken in 2007 -- and once again this morning, the site is notably behind-the-times. When I searched for passing stats in the Broncos' 17-16 ... More >>

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    August 7, 2009

    Shmuck of the Week: Yep, it's Jay Cutler

    A photo from back when Jay was working on a losing record as a Bronco.​It may yet prove to be the case that being able to throw a football really hard does not make you a good NFL quarterback. In fact, it may require intelligence and grace and a good offensive line, and Jay Cutler does not hav ... More >>

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    July 30, 2009

    Adventures in Censorship: How to call Jay Cutler a "pussy" without pissing off your readers

    Jay Cutler: A total kitty cat?​Funny story out Chicago yesterday -- especially if, like most Broncos fans, you desperately want Jay Cutler to wind up working as a bouncer at the one strip club of Santa Claus, Indiana. The story went like this: Vikings receiver Bobby Wade went on a podcast in M ... More >>

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    July 16, 2009

    The great debate: Is Jay Cutler overrated?

    Jay Cutler in an image from the Chicago Bear's website. These days, Broncos fans tend to either love or loathe Jay Cutler, whose petulance over trade rumors precipitated a trade to the Chicago Bears. New York Times blogger and ESPN contributor K.C. Joyner doesn't gravitate toward either of these ex ... More >>

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    June 30, 2009

    Has an imposter been tweeting as Jay Cutler?

    Jay Cutler in an image from the Chicago Bear's website. A week ago today, we shared mixed messages about Brandon Marshall coming from Jay Cutler's Twitter feed. Now, however, it appears that Cutler may not have been the person doing the tweeting. The account in question has now been suspended due t ... More >>

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    June 23, 2009

    Mixed (Twitter) messages from Jay Cutler about Brandon Marshall

    Jay Cutler in an image from the Chicago Bear's website. Does Jay Cutler love Brandon Marshall in a manly yet platonic, slap-him-on-the-butt-after-he-scores-a-touchdown-but-don't-let-the-hand-linger kind of way? That's certainly the impression he gave yesterday during an appearance at William and Ma ... More >>

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    June 16, 2009

    NFL Outsider thinks Broncos, not Bears, won the Jay Cutler sweepstakes

    An image of Jay Cutler from the Chicago Bears' website. Most football observers think the Broncos came out on the short end of the trade that sent Jay Cutler to Chicago earlier this year -- a move that may have inspired troublemaking wide receiver Brandon Marshall's own attempt to get out of Denver ... More >>

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    June 10, 2009

    Mike Ditka latest NFL expert to wonder if Jay Cutler is all that

    Mike Ditka. Last week, former Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy caused a stir in NFL circles when he questioned the maturity level of QB Jay Cutler, who the Broncos shipped to the Chicago Bears to end one of the most ridiculous off-season dramas ever. Now, another Hall of Fame coach, Mike Ditka, ... More >>

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    April 16, 2009

    Meet "fame whore" Julia Allison, who recently became acquainted with Jay Cutler's thighs

    Lip Dub: Supermodel from NonSociety on Vimeo. Looks like former Broncos baller Jay Cutler's getting to hang with higher-profile babes now that he's ensconced in Chicago. The New York Post's Page Six reports that Sweet Baby Jay was seen in the company of "Internet celebrity" and "fame whore" Julia A ... More >>

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    April 6, 2009

    Keep it positive, Bronco fans!

    A Flickr photoC'mon, Broncomaniacs! The glass is half full! Okay, at first glance, it looks the Broncos got the royal screw in the Jay Cutler trade. But I offer you three reasons why this could be one of the better deals Denver sports has seen. 1. We no longer have Cutler! This seems like a bad th ... More >>

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    April 3, 2009

    Broncos owner Pat Bowlen's explanation for the Jay Cutler trade

    A Flickr photoBroncos owner Pat Bowlen with 2008 Hall of Fame enshrinee Gary Zimmerman. The controversy over the Denver Broncos' decision to send quarterback Jay Cutler to Chicago for some draft picks and party-starter Kyle Orton has apparently made the folks in the team's ticket office fearful tha ... More >>

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    April 2, 2009

    Jay Cutler's latest statement about a trade: What... the... hell?

    A Flickr photoDon't walk away, Jay. The ridiculous feud between Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler and new head coach Josh McDaniels finally seemed to have achieved clarity on Tuesday night, when team owner Pat Bowlen issued a statement declaring his intention to trade Sweet Baby Jay. But what to make ... More >>

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    April 1, 2009

    Our letter to Josh McDaniels now that the Broncos are planning to trade Jay Cutler

    Joshy boy. Dear Josh -- First, an admission: We're disappointed that you and Jay Cutler didn't develop a fine bromance. You guys seemed perfect for each other. I bet the two of you could have rocked the hell out of Rush's "Tom Sawyer." But we're moving on, and it's good that you are, too. Yes, yo ... More >>

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    March 27, 2009

    New York Jets' Kerry Rhodes: You can keep your damn Jay Cutler

    Kerry Rhodes. We keep hearing about how every team that doesn't have a quarterback named either Manning or Brady would love to see disgruntled Broncos hurler Jay Cutler in their uniform -- but at least one player on a QB-challenged squad feels otherwise. New York Jets safety Kerry Rhodes tells the ... More >>

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    March 25, 2009

    Josh McDaniels and Jay Cutler: Can this bromance be saved?

    Here they are, Josh and Jay: your new role models. "Not sure I actually wanted to revisit high school, but thanks to the Broncos, we don't have much choice," writes Dave Krieger at the top of his Denver Post column this morning, and truer words were never typed. During interviews yesterday, Broncos ... More >>

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    March 25, 2009

    Buffalonians (Buffalites?) outraged, strike back against smog-filled, crime-ridden Denver

    A Flickr photoBuffalo: It has more than nine bars. Trust me. So I wrote a little ditty yesterday about cities to which I'd like to see Jay Cutler get traded, because I think Jay Cutler needs to learn a little lesson about the grass and its greenness. He thinks it's greener on the other side. I thin ... More >>

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    March 24, 2009

    A most sadistic take on five Jay Cutler trade destinations

    Jay Cutler: Buffalo Bill? So Jay Cutler's (probably) getting traded. Fine by me. He's a talented guy, sure, and he's got an arm like a diesel-powered T-shirt gun. But I like my quarterbacks savvy and cerebral and not so damn pouty when things go awry. And while Josh McDaniels has proven to be just ... More >>

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    March 20, 2009

    Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario: 2009 Sustainable Opportunities Summit comes to Denver, part 3

    Jay Cutler's and Josh McDaniels's ability to sustain their sports spat should qualify them to be the closing speakers at this week's Sustainable Opportunities Summit at the Colorado Convention Center...

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    March 19, 2009

    The Jay Cutler-Jeff George comparison gets a new twist

    Jeff George. In "Is Jay Cutler the Reincarnation of Jeff George?," a January 30 blog, I noted a quote that appeared deep in a Denver Post interview with former Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer. "He's a great quarterback, don't get me wrong," Plummer said about Cutler. "I'm not saying anything to di ... More >>

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    March 18, 2009

    Denver Post editorial page latest to spank Jay Cutler

    Denver Post editorial page editor Dan Haley. Of all the major issues the Denver Post editorial page could have chosen to address today, Broncos QB Jay Cutler's maturity, or lack thereof, is among the least important in the cosmic scheme of things. As a result, "The Denver Broncos Deserve a Winner, ... More >>

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    March 16, 2009

    Another clue that Jay Cutler's hitting the road

    Why does this guy always look like he's pouting? There are indications aplenty that the potential bromance between Broncos QB Jay Cutler and new head coach Josh McDaniels is permanently broken. After all, it's tough not to see the symbolism in Cutler's decision to put his Colorado house up for sale ... More >>

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    March 13, 2009

    Shmucks of the Week: McDaniels and Cutler

    It's hard to know who to be more frustrated with: the brand-new, Bill Belichik-style youngster, who'd barely figured out his I-25 from his I-70 before dumping half the team and infuriating his star quarterback, or the pouty, preening, interception-prone quarterback himself, whose skin appears to be ... More >>

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    March 10, 2009

    The Jay Cutler silent treatment: More than a month and counting?

    Jay Cutler, with lips zipped. We all know that Broncos QB Jay Cutler isn't talking to new coach Josh McDaniels, who pissed off JC by listening to trade talks involving former New England Patriots signal caller Matt Cassel, now a member of the Kansas City Chiefs. But how much time has passed since t ... More >>

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    March 4, 2009

    Josh McDaniels haters don't think Jay Cutler is a "little bitch"

    Josh McDevil -- er, McDaniels -- in an image from the website. The tide seemed to be turning against Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler in his current pout-off with new coach Josh McDaniels over trade talks in which McDaniels considered swapping Cutler for former New Eng ... More >>

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    March 3, 2009

    Nuggets announcer Scott Hastings does not think highly of Jay Cutler

    Jay Cutler: "Little bitch?" The notion that Jay Cutler may not be cut from Super Bowl-quarterback cloth -- with his feet-dragging, shoulder-shrugging poutiness and otherwise fifth-grade body language -- has been simmering beneath the surface for a while now, since around the time he singlehandedly ... More >>

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    January 29, 2009

    The Birdman is flying high. (No, not like that...)

    Derailed Ink, the T-shirt-design crew behind "What Would Jay Cutler Do?" and "Eddie Royale with Cheese," has unveiled a new shirt. And while it may pay tribute to a fairly marginal player in the Denver sports paradigm -- coke-head-turned-role-player Chris "Birdman" Anderson -- it's their most wear ... More >>

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    January 22, 2009

    Could a bromance be in Jay Cutler's future?

    The Broncos' (former) quarterbacks coach, Jeremy Bates, has left to be the assistant coach/play caller at USC -- and according to the Denver Post, Jay Cutler realllllllllllllly didn't want Bates to leave. Deductive logic therefore gives me the right to say that Cutler may not be a happy man. I thi ... More >>

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    December 2, 2008

    Denver Blogs: She's alive!

    We're scouring the web for Denver-related stuff that blows our mind, or at least 15 seconds of our time. Send your tips via Frisbee.Well, at least we know Marilyn Musgrave is alive ... unless there's some Weekend of Bernie stuff going on in Georgia. (Colorado Pols and Channel 7)Mayor Hickenlooper co ... More >>

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    August 2, 2007

    Jay Cutler Makes a Pass

    Hipster douchebag humor columnist tries to get close to the Broncos.

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    December 21, 2006

    A Cutler Above

    The Broncos’ new quarterback is looking good. And so am I.

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