Jessica Simpson

The five dumbest celebrity products ever pushed on the public

Maria Sharapova, the number two-ranked World Tennis Association player and former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, just launched a line of boutique candies -- including little lemon-lime tennis balls. This seems a little weird, considering Sharapova's athleticism and the nation's current examinati ... More >>

Resolutions for 2013: I promise to stop being a dick and shut up about Belle & Sebastian

New Year's resolutions are typically useless; they're often way too ambitious and usually forgotten by February. But there's value in the ritual of taking stock of the past year and making goals for the year to come. When I was asked about my resolutions, I said couldn't think of a thing I'd like ... More >>

Photos: Top ten Christmas gifts from the Dollar Tree

J. Wohletz​The spirit of gift-giving seems to have gotten seriously lost, what with people getting seasoned with pepper-spray and countless hordes of poor suckers using their credit cards like drunken whores. So why not say "Fuck Mastercard!" and give some affordable presents that everyone on ... More >>

Barack Obama's sit-down with CBS4's Shaun Boyd: The pros and cons of going local (VIDEO)

Video below.​According to CBS4's Shaun Boyd, the station was granted an interview with President Barack Obama because "we asked." But this on-air explanation doesn't tell the whole story. Obama sat down with numerous TV reporters from local outlets yesterday -- presumably because his staff fel ... More >>

Jessica Simpson (and Michelle Obama) to honor military families at Coors Field on April 13

Jessica Simpson.​Pop trollop Jessica Simpson may not have really hexed Dallas quarterback Tony Romo when the two were an item. But with Troy Tulowitzki just shaking off the curse of Katy Perry, we still have reason to worry about any connection to J-Simp, who'll reportedly make an appearance a ... More >>

Ellie Goulding at the Fox Theatre, 4/2/11

Photo Britt Chester​ Ellie Goulding with The Knocks The Fox Theatre | 4.2.11 The Fox Theatre sold out last night for rising U.K. singer/songwriter Ellie Goulding. A long line of women, pre-teens to moms, sprinkled with an occasional boyfriend, extended up The Hill in Boulder for the show. Cur ... More >>

Hey, is that Dave Grohl?: Ten awesome celebrity photobombs

Dude, Dave. Chill!Last week, NPR asked listeners to share photos of themselves with favorite musicians. That's a swell idea and all, but we thought that taking the angle of the photobomber would be a more entertaining way to look at pictures of famous people with non-famous people. While there have ... More >>

10 weirdest music news stories of 2010

​2010 has been an aggressively weird year in music news. It seemed like no matter where we turned musicians were saying and doing the strangest damn things. From decrying the most popular thing in the world to talking people off of buildings, it was a wacky year to report. There was so much we ... More >>

A Dear John letter to Billy Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins

Behold Billy Corgan's lastest Twitter fails

​ It's becoming increasing more popular for celebrities and pseudo-celebrities alike to think the public still gives a rats-ass what they have to say. And it's no secret that Twitter is a giant bathroom stall waiting for the sharpie attack of a bored ex-rocker, but every once and a while it g ... More >>

Jessica Simpson Billy Corgan Songmaking = Depressing

VH1.com It has been rumored that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are dating , but we thought they'd at least have the decency to spare the public the fruits of their love. Then we remembered who we were talking about and suddenly the idea that they would record music together seemed like the next ... More >>

Our top draft picks for Tony Romo's new girlfriend

Tony Romo.​Your 3-0 Broncos face their biggest test this Sunday, when they take on the Dallas Cowboys and Tony Romo, a talented but erratic QB who's prone to distractions, as demonstrated by his high-profile relationship with buxom, brain-challenged Jessica Simpson. Unfortunately, Romo has bro ... More >>

Denver Blogs: Call it a comeback

​ The blogosphere is our sanctuary. The Denver housing market is rebounding like Jessica Simpson. (That is, if you consider Colt Brennan a solid rebound). (5280) This is sort of meta, but: Melanie Asmar hits the radio to talk about last week's cover story on Medicaid cuts. Go, girl! (Colorad ... More >>

Beyond Playlist: Eminem and more

Eminem Relapse (Shady/Aftermath/Interscope) The haters have been laying for this one, and there's no denying that Eminem has provided them with plenty of ammunition. Devoting an entire album to his drug problems and rehab struggles invites accusations of solipsism (yeah, yeah, it's a hip-hop trad ... More >>

This Just In 1/15/09-1/21/09

Les Claypool visits the Fillmore March 14 as part of the Oddity Faire Tour with the Yard Dogs Road Show, Saul Williams and Secret Chiefs 3.  After a slow holiday season of show announcements, things are starting to pick back up with a lot of spring concerts announced this week. But unfortunatel ... More >>

What song will play for Obama's acceptance speech? The 10 (or so) best guesses

What song will play for Obama's acceptance speech? The 10 (or so) best guesses

B.Side Lounge

Maybe size does count.

Texas Loves You Anyway

Delegating Denver #48 of 56: Texas

Look of the Day - Teri

Crossing Over

Music has no borders.

Mad Money|27 Dresses

In Keaton v. Heigl, girl power trumps bridesmaid fashion.

Stock Show Style

The Live Magic of Ghostland Observatory and Alicia Keys and Other Assorted Goodies

Best 2007 - Phoenix: Jordin Sparks's Idol Thoughts

Stinking Stereotypes

Listen Up

Fast reviews of recent releases

Listen Up

Fast reviews of recent releases

Nick Lachey and Ashley Parker Angel

What's Left of Me (Jive/Zomba) and Soundtrack to Your Life (Blackground Records/Universal)

A Fin Mess

Aquamarine peddles a fish story to undemanding tweeners.

DJ AM

The Church

Tae Kwon Ho

Dead or Alive 4 finally gets hardcore.

Say What?

The top WTF moments of 2005.

Comic Relief

Are you a man or a mouse?

White Trash

There's nothing good about this remake of an awful ol' show.

The Beatdown

A slot on Weezer's latest tour proves fruitful for the Fray.

Grime Pays

Dizzee Rascal brings his very British sound to the States.

Season's Bleatings

Thanks to these CDs, it's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas.

Drunk of the Week

Kona Grill

Jessica Simpson

Tuesday, July 20, Universal Lending Pavilion, 303-830-8497.

Velvet Revolver

Sunday, June 20, Fillmore Auditorium, 303-830-TIXS

Various Artists

Barbie Hit Mix (Kid Rhino)

Drunk of the Week

Hemingway's Key West Grille

Franz Ferdinand

Franz Ferdinand (Domino Records/Sony)

Off Limits

It's curtains!

Jonesin'

Despite drugs, demons and an ever-revolving cast, the Brian Jonestown Massacre refuses to go gently into the night.

A Fan's Notes

Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003

Fred Hess/Boulder Creative Music Ensemble

Faith
(Cadence Jazz)

Getting Martinized

Your friends and neighbors have caught Ricky fever. Are you next?