Last night, Colorado's representatives and senators actually paid attention during President Barack Obama's healthcare address to a joint session of Congress -- or at least they resisted posting their comments about it while the speech was taking place. Not all of the state's federal officials have a Twitter account: Indeed, Betsy Markey's lack of one is the subject of a petition from an organization called TweetCongress.org. But none of those who do (Jared Polis, Mark Udall, Michael Benn
Joe Wilson?Joe Wilson is a tool. Not so much because he yelled at the President -- hey, if comics and umpires can take it, so can the leader of the free world -- but because his heckling was so lame.
So what should he have yelled? Here's a list of ten things that would have been better.
1) Beer me, Barry!
2) Don't Taze me, bro!
3) Who farted?
4) The only thing I hate worse than racists is minorities!
5) Dark Star!
6) Lets go Gamecocks, let's go!
7) Toga! Toga! Toga!
8) Marry me, Sarah P
