Oh, hell. Sunshine Megatron, millionaire titan of obnoxious Internet humor, name-changing scoundrel of dubious sanity and random Denver transplant is closing up shop on T-Shirt Hell, his notorious and wildly successful T-shirt site. That's bad news for all those hoping to stock on up casual wear emblazoned with the likes of "I Fucked the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous" and "I Beat Cancer (By Cancer I Mean Children)."
Last we heard from Sunshine Megatron, he was living the high life in a s
It's the fiftieth anniversary of the day the music died. But don't blame us.
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• Jim Dalton joins Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers.
• Good morning, America. Today's the Fray.
Today in Cafe Society:
• Are you the best teen chef?
• The Ace-Hi Tavern, Golden's lovable s*#thole, gets a facelift -- and pizza!
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Hey, remember how Sunshine Megatron, a onetime Denver celebrity who nobody around here knew about (and who may or may not have been a big gay robot), declared a few weeks ago that he was shutting down his wildly successful and tasteless website T-Shirt Hell for no apparent reason?
Yeah? Well, he lied.
Good one, Sunshine. Ha ha ha. Fucking asshole.
Devandra Banhart.
The blogsophere never stops, does it?
Today in Backbeat Online:
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• Reviews of new releases by Bruce Springsteen, Charlie Louvin, John Shannon.
• See Slipknot free courtesy of FashioNation.
• Rowboat, row me to my shore.
• The Fray covers... uh, Kanye West?
• Leftover Salmon's Bill McKay will not be charged.
Today in Cafe Society:
• Free bread from Panera Bread.
• Enough about the "pork" -- where did Malkin get the pig?
• A Bould
