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Colorado Rockies trade rumors: Ubaldo Jimenez likely staying and other odds and ends

Ubaldo Jimenez.​For the fan base, this Rockies team has to be annoying on almost all fronts. Given pre-season expectations, they are probably the most disappointing team in baseball. Their stars are obnoxiously average and injured. And the only trade of note the team is likely to make before t ... More >>

Ubaldo Jimenez: The Colorado Rockies should consider trading him if price is right

Jimenez.​The current baseball climate is perfect for creating Ubaldo Jimenez trade rumors. He's far and away the best pitcher rumored to be available, he's been injured and ineffective at times this year, and the Rockies are headed toward playoff irrelevancy if their play doesn't change in a h ... More >>

Where out-of-towners go to root, root, root for their home teams

The Sports Column is a Steelers bar. So that'll be fun next weekend.​The World Series is in full swing, and although the Rockies didn't make it this year, just about every TV in every sports bar in town has been tuned to the match-up between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies. ... More >>

It's the most wonderful time of the year for Denver sports fans

A Flickr photoWe feel like dancing, too.​ Right now, fans of pro sports in Denver have a difficult task -- figuring out how not to spontaneously orgasm at inappropriate times (like during fully clothed meetings with the boss) due to the magical confluence of seasons involving all the big-four ... More >>

The top five players the Colorado Rockies got rid of too soon -- not including Matt Holliday

A Flickr photoWe feel like dancing, too.​ Right now, fans of pro sports in Denver have a difficult task -- figuring out how not to spontaneously orgasm at inappropriate times (like during fully clothed meetings with the boss) due to the magical confluence of seasons involving all the big-four ... More >>

Rapids Fans Lament, But at Least There Aren't Pigs Heads on the Field

A Flickr photoWe feel like dancing, too.​ Right now, fans of pro sports in Denver have a difficult task -- figuring out how not to spontaneously orgasm at inappropriate times (like during fully clothed meetings with the boss) due to the magical confluence of seasons involving all the big-four ... More >>

Arachnoid Cyst, August 10

A Flickr photoWe feel like dancing, too.​ Right now, fans of pro sports in Denver have a difficult task -- figuring out how not to spontaneously orgasm at inappropriate times (like during fully clothed meetings with the boss) due to the magical confluence of seasons involving all the big-four ... More >>

Shanny's Spare Parts

The Broncos' surprise draft pick is straight out of the mechanic's manual.

By Hooker or Crook

Baseball's current stumble is part of a jarring pro-sports tumble.

Somewhere, People Cheer

The national pastime has passed the Rockies by -- again.

Past Time

Baseball's older, by George!

Ready to Hurl

The cut-rate Rockies are armed and presumed harmless.

Tough Luck

Why are lawmakers putting up a fight against the Toughman contests?

Letters to the Editor

From the week of October 16, 2003

Yanks a Lot

Baseball's fall is all New York.

Heaven Help Us

A World Series miracle could save a devilish year.

Game's Up

Another major-league strike, and baseball could be out -- for good.

A Really Rocky Start

Helton's anemia and pitchers' schizophrenia aren't the only clouds over Coors Field.

Owners Get Batty

The Boys of Summer and Joys of Autumn fade into baseball's Icy Winter of Discontent.

Underdogs Outclass Fat Cats

Chump-change baseball teams find a pot of gold in the early season.

Stay the Coors

Will the newly minted Rockies soar or end up sore-armed again this season?

Best Pro Acquisitions

Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle

Biting the Big Apple

Come to think of it, a Subway Series might be a good thing.

Here's Mud in Your Eye

Some friendly suggestions for the Denver Art Museum.

The Basement Tapes

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Cool and Unusual Punishment

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Losers No More

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Say It Ain't So, Joe

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Yankee Ingenuity

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Poetic Justice

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Lame Dunk

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Doing Pennants

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He's Out

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Damn (Good) Yankees

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Fall Guys

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Breaking Up Rox

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McGwire vs. Bichette

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Johnny on the Spot

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A Sad, Sad Fish Story

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Last Stop: New Orleans?

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The Spitting Image

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Going Batty

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Baseball's Labor Pains

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Baseball? It's All Relative

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Charles in Charge

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AN ASTERISK IS BORN

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FOR OPENERS

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FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABE

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EJECTION DAY

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