It all began with an innocent question. Never did I intend to uncover potential death and dismemberment, not to mention bureaucratic chaos, at the Downtown Aquarium.
For some context, my family and I stopped by the aquarium this weekend. Besides the exorbitant entry fees and shameless retail schlock, one thing stood out: The piranha exhibit. Dozens of the beady-eyed, razor-toothed little buggers swim menacingly around in their tank, separated from attendees by a glass divider -- one that end
