Back when this city was so concerned with being lean and green, I wondered what that health-conscious program would do to the proper preparation of Rocky Mountain oysters, Colorado's unofficial state food (as seen on the Let's Talk Colorado tourism page, which I took to task for its general incoherence in "Balls!"). After all, breading and deep-frying sliced bull's testicles is about the only way to make these items seem palatable to the general public; nobody want
I can be one hard gal to shop for, and I've been known to exchange, re-gift and return gifts. I can't help it -- which means many of my exhausted family members and friends have simply given up and retreated to the faithful standby of gift cards and certificates.
Haters say the cards or certificates are generic and thoughtless, but not me. I say bring 'em on -- that is, until Planned Parenthood got in on the game.
That's right: Planned Parenthood gift certificates. The certificates are for s
Darren Garcia reportedly had a three-letter secret he didn't share with his customers.It's my understanding, reached via careful research conducted in the name of journalism, that some prostitutes have specialties beyond the old in-n-out. But if the Denver District Attorney's Office is correct, the extra offered by Darren Garcia, 29, probably wasn't appreciated as much as, say, the Dutch Lobster, which sounds simultaneously agonizing and delicious. He's been charged with taking part in ac
